one weird trick for escaping MILFs (an absolutely real, not-fake, fake dating story), by likeafox – 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

She’s reaching for him again, and Lan Zhan’s mind goes blank. The only thing he can think of as he desperately searches for a polite way to get the hell out of this situation is Jiang Cheng’s self-satisfied voice saying yeah, but it worked.

He opens his mouth, then suddenly remembers Wei Ying’s a boyfriend would have been more effective.

“I have a boyfriend,” Lan Zhan blurts out, and feels himself flushing red.

The woman looks at him, then takes a step back. “Always the pretty ones. Pity.”

Then Lan Zhan is, mercifully, alone.

Source: one weird trick for escaping MILFs (an absolutely real, not-fake, fake dating story), by likeafox – 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

This fic makes my heart smile. Not only is idiots-accidentally-dating one of my favourite tropes (especially for this pair), but I adore all the cute little details. I mean, Wei Ying’y email is yiling.pizza! 😀

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