ethereal-menace:

I was prompted to write about how Crowley would react to hearing Aziraphale call someone else ‘dear’ for the first time, and how Aziraphale would reassure Crowley that he was still the one. It’s a bit late, but here it is

Constantinople,
532 AD

“I don’t see what you’re so upset about.”

Crowley took another sip of his wine and
leaned back in his seat. They were sitting on a balcony of a seaside tavern, a
generous spread of sweet meats and pastries laid before them.

Aziraphale huffed at him across the table. “The
chariots races are bad enough as they are without royals weighing in and
playing the teams against each other.”

“Royals will always do that,” said Crowley.
“They’re royals. They can’t help but
make everything about themselves.”

“Well, it’s upsetting people. I’ve never
seen such a violent crowd in the stands. You mark me, something is going to
come of it*,” said Aziraphale primly. The effect was rather ruined as he
plucked another honey cake up and popped it in his mouth

*The Nika Riots were sparked by fans fighting in the stadium. The emperor would order them hanged and that would start the riots, leading to the deaths of thousands and destroying nearly half the city.

Crowley raised his eyebrows. “I suspect
it’s the tax raises that are upsetting people.”

“Yes, well. Last thing you want is a crowd
of angry people all shouting at each other.”

“It’s cathartic. And isn’t that what
politics are when you boil it down? People shouting at each other?”

Aziraphale grumbled and downed the last of
his goblet. He poured himself some more wine and topped up Crowley’s cup.

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This is just precious and made me melt the way Crowley does when Aziraphale calls him his dear…

Vid: The Heart Wants What It Wants, by Talitha78

talitha78:

My Steve/Bucky vid set to Selena Gomez, whee

Title: The Heart Wants What It Wants
Song Artist: Selena Gomez
Fandoms: Captain America, Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier
Character/Relationship: Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)
Length: 3:38
Warnings: Typical movie violence. Some fast cutting.
Vid Summary: You may be looking at the song choice and thinking, is she serious right now? The answer is, yes. Yes, I am so serious right now.

Downloadable version available: The Heart Wants What It Wants on LiveJournal and The Heart Wants What It Wants on Dreamwidth.

Communion, by Saucery

Communion, by Saucery

oaths and other truths, by Anonymous

oaths and other truths, by Anonymous

Every Tree That Is Pleasant, by spitandvinegar

Every Tree That Is Pleasant, by spitandvinegar

Steve Rogers Might Wear Tights, but He’s Not Your Pin-Up Girl, by RosaLui, what_alchemy

Steve Rogers Might Wear Tights, but He’s Not Your Pin-Up Girl, by RosaLui, what_alchemy

Late Show, by ipoiledi

Late Show, by ipoiledi

Put It On Repeat, It Stays the Same, by giselleslash

Put It On Repeat, It Stays the Same, by giselleslash

#tweetmedaddy by starspangled on ao3 made me die laughing and I would like to reccomend it to anyone who is in need of a good laugh, wants a semi short fic, or really likes modern bucky/cap steve

thestuckylibrary:

thanks for writing in!

#TweetMeDaddy by StarSpangled (Senforza) (oneshot |

4,127 | T)

Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “…Why would you tweet something like that?!”

“If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”

Oh my fucking god, this cracked me up so hard! I’m not usually one for modern!Stucky unless it’s a complete AU, but this is just brilliant and made my day.