My Home Is Your Body – Chapter 1, by phnelt – 魔道祖师 – 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī – Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

“Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying drawled. Wei Ying leaned forward further until he put his hands flat on the Captain’s desk and pushed himself to standing. The skin was smooth now, Wen Qing had regenerated the bruised and torn skin from their escape and subsequent stranding in the Delta Quadrant. But Lan Zhan had seen the hurt there before it was wiped away. “Maybe you don’t see me as your First Officer at all.” He cut his eyes up to look into Lan Zhan’s. “Maybe you don’t want to. Maybe you want me to throw over all of these command responsibilities and it can just be me and you inside of my mind, just how you like…Imzadi.” Lan Zhan’s breath caught, an invisible stutter in the regular ordering of Lan Zhan’s functioning. Wei Ying slid his hands forward, body following. Wei Ying was leaning over the desk, fingertips close to Lan Zhan’s but not touching. They could be. If Lan Zhan reached out.

“You are my First Officer.” Lan Zhan kept his hands where they were, pressed so hard into the desktop that his wrists felt the strain.

Source: My Home Is Your Body – Chapter 1, by phnelt – 魔道祖师 – 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī – Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

This is absolutely my new favourite Star Trek AU! I can’t believe I never realised how apt the premise of Voyager is in regards to the cultivation world vs. Yiling Laozu conflict. Also, this is just plain amazing storytelling – culminating in the hottest telepathic blowjob ever!

Throw In The Towel, by phnelt – 魔道祖师 – 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī – Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

When Lan Xichen offered to spot for Nie Mingjue, he thought of the way his pecs and triceps had bunched as he’d pushed the bar up and away from his chest. Good form, smooth and steady. That’s the type of guy who could spot for Nie Mingjue in a meaningful way. Lan Xichen could carry what Nie Mingjue couldn’t handle. So he said yes and their gym buddy partnership was sealed.

Source: Throw In The Towel, by phnelt – 魔道祖师 – 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī – Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

Praise kink is one of my favourite kinks, and this one’s just *chef’s kiss*.

FIC: Cover — The Fast and the Furious, Dom/Brian, R-ish: untappedbeauty — LiveJournal | https://untappedbeauty.livejournal.com/

“It’s Thompson,” Dom whispers. “Fuck. Listen, follow my lead, don’t freak out, and don’t talk.”

Brian has no chance to respond before Dom’s pushing him up against the wall and kissing him hard. If Dom’s tongue weren’t already pushing into Brian’s mouth, Brian would probably swallow his own tongue in shock. Dom buries one hand in the hair at Brian’s nape and squeezes his side with the other. He pulls back long enough to murmur, “C’mon, Spilner,” against Brian’s mouth.

Source: FIC: Cover — The Fast and the Furious, Dom/Brian, R-ish: untappedbeauty — LiveJournal | https://untappedbeauty.livejournal.com/

Gotta love the ‘make out as a cover’ trope…

Unfinished Business – Chapter 1, by Maygra – The Fast and the Furious (2001) [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

He saw the shadow move before he actually registered the sound, the click. Instinct and surprise should have made him move faster, but he was almost on the shadow before he noticed it, before it moved. It was no tackle, more like tripping, legs tangling with his, a heavier body and an amazingly solid fist punching into his lower back even while he twisted around to meet his attacker head-on. That faint filtered light from the windows and the kitchen shone off skin and a white t-shirt. A mostly white t-shirt. So glaring now even in the half-light and how had he missed it? How had he missed Dom sitting in his living room?

Last place he expected him to be. He should be in Mexico. Anywhere.

Source: Unfinished Business – Chapter 1, by Maygra – The Fast and the Furious (2001) [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

Pretty epic canon-divergence that deals in responsibilities and consequences.

Getting Somewhere Fast, by shrift – Fast and the Furious (2001 2003 2006 2009) [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

“I got a full stomach, a car with a sweet engine, and a fully stocked garage, man. What more could a guy want?”

“Funny you should say that,” Dom said, coming to stand next to him. “Tell me something, Brian. What do you want?”

Source: Getting Somewhere Fast, by shrift – Fast and the Furious (2001 2003 2006 2009) [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

Garage sex. What do you mean this didn’t happen?

Deus ex Machina, by khaleesian – Fast and the Furious (2001) [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

Vince was looking at him really hard, “So when’d you stop being a patrolman?”

“About two hours ago.”

Vince blew out his breath hard and clenched his fists. Brian tightened his grip on the steering wheel and tried to make his face blank.  Surely, Vince wouldn’t take a swing while they were barreling down the 405 south at 70 miles per?

“What are you saying, man? And just what the fuck do you think you’re doing?”  Vince’s voice had an edge that could slice through an artery but Brian could tell he was actually trying to keep his temper. Prison really does change you, I guess.

“I just…” Brian cleared his throat but it still came out kind of choked. “I just want a do-over.”

Source: Deus ex Machina, by khaleesian – Fast and the Furious (2001) [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

Canon-divergence post F&F, this is everything I could have wished for with a good dose of h/c.

Not For Me – Chapter 1, by Indygodusk – Pitch Black (2000) [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

In the blessed silence she could only feel his mind now: focused, surprised, and intrigued. His mind felt both dangerous and breathtakingly beautiful. He pulled at her like nothing else ever had and she got the feeling that it was mutual. A mind like that was a juggernaut, powerful, disciplined, and stubborn. He would never stop until he got what he wanted.

What if he decided he wanted her? She would be possessed completely by his fire and find herself burned to ashes.

Source: Not For Me – Chapter 1, by Indygodusk – Pitch Black (2000) [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

Pitch Black fix-it, except they’re Guide and Sentinel…

It Does A Body Good, by uschickens – 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018) RPF [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

Zhu Yilong flipped through the folders, raising an eyebrow at some of the pie charts. “Did we really pay you to watch porn on company time?”

The intern flushed alarmingly, and Cao Yuzhen said reprovingly, “We provide a housing and transportation stipend for interns, not a salary. Technically they got class credit for watching porn.”

“Much better,” Zhu Yilong murmured. He made a good show of going through all the portfolios, making notes, and hmmming thoughtfully, but his decision had been made from the moment Han Qinghua burst into his office to proclaim, “We’re gonna pay Bai Yu to fuck himself with our new toy and make millions of yuan off it. It’s gonna be great.”

Source: It Does A Body Good, by uschickens – 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018) RPF [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

In which Zhu Yilong semi-accidentally ends up being the CEO of a sex toy (excuse me, adult device) company and Bai Yu is hired to test their latest product. This porn AU is both hysterically funny and insanely hot, one of my favourite combinations. 😉

Nothing but trouble – Chapter 1, by khaleesian – Fast and the Furious Series [Archive of Our Own] | https://archiveofourown.org/

“Mia, I think I know.” Dom said this low. He felt like a chasm was opening between them. Mia smiled at him, she didn’t see it yet. “I think I’ve figured it out.”

“Lay it on me then, big brother. What’s it going to take to make you happy?”

He leaned in, it was very important that he held her eyes right now. She needed to know that he was dead serious.

“Mia…” God, this was agonizing. “He made me happy.”

Source: Nothing but trouble – Chapter 1, by khaleesian – Fast and the Furious

Perfect canon-divergence in which they’re trying to live separate lives – until Dom decides to do something about it.

Wait, What? – Chapter 1, by convolutedConcussion – Wynonna Earp (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

when Dolls comes to her, stony-faced and somber, something about that gets to her because he looks nervous.  She’s never seen that.  Uncertain?  Sure.  Worried?  Totally.  Never hand-wringingly anxious.

Heart hammering hard in her ears, she barely hears him ask her to come to his office.

As soon as she closes the door, he whirls around before she has a chance to ask how they’re all gonna die and says in a rush, “I need you to come to Arizona and be my girlfriend for a few days.”

Source: Wait, What? – Chapter 1, by convolutedConcussion – Wynonna Earp (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

I will never get tired of fake dating fics, and this one’s just plain lovely.